I know the first thing I think when I see a crusty, piss-stained urinal is “I gotta keep coming back here and snag that sweet, sweet mayorship!”
Looks like someone’s been relapsing.
You, sir, probably suck. Why on earth would you want to be mayor of BP? You really want the +6 points that bad?
Maybe if you stopped checking in on FourSquare, the cops wouldn’t keep finding you.
Have you ever heard of a radar detector?
No mayor yet, but fingers crossed!
Always a crowd-pleaser. Surprised there’s no mayor yet.